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Specific Cat Rules for the Novice Slave
« on: April 24, 2015, 07:41:51 PM »
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0. PREFACE (for the Humans)
Hello, fellow Cat slaves! The original copy of the "Basic Rules for Cats who Have a House to Run" was uncovered in a surprise raid on the Kitten Training Centre by the daring Cat Slave Intelligence Service (CSIS) agent Cynthia Whitney. (She has since been placed in the Witness Protection Program and is now somewhere in Oklahoma). Their cover was blown when a copy was posted to Usenet and fellow agent Harold Reynolds (myself) got ahold of it. Based on careful observations of his masters, plus those of other agents throughout the world, the list of Cat Rules has grown into a hefty document.

Be sure not to be seen by your masters laughing at the Cat Rules. We may think they are funny, but they are taken very seriously by our masters and those who laugh will likely find hairballs in their shoes.

Yours in servitude, Harold Reynolds
"In order to really enjoy a dog, one doesn't merely try to train him to be semihuman. The point of it is to open oneself to the possibility of becoming partly a dog." Edward Hoagland
"Thorns may hurt you, men desert you, sunlight turn to fog; but you're never friendless ever, if you have a dog."

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