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LMAO . . . A Tale from a Mighty Hunter
« on: March 10, 2017, 08:06:06 PM »
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My family are idiots. I honestly don’t know how they’ve survived this long. They don’t have the basic life skills that I learned when I was young. I mean, I can be lazy. Sometimes I’ll even sleep the day away if I find a nice sunny spot. But my family takes it to a whole other level. So, I’ve taken it upon myself to try to show them the error of their ways. But do you think they appreciate me? Hell no. I brought them a nice juicy bird and they let it fly away. It’s like no matter how much I try to teach them how to hunt, they’re just ungrateful.


more at: http://totallythebomb.com/a-hunters-guide-to-dealing-with-an-ungrateful-family
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Re: LMAO . . . A Tale from a Mighty Hunter
« Reply #1 on: March 10, 2017, 09:38:30 PM »
HA HA HA!!!! 
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Re: LMAO . . . A Tale from a Mighty Hunter
« Reply #2 on: March 10, 2017, 10:30:58 PM »
Love it!  And it's great timing since my sister emailed me last night that one of her cats brought her a mouse and dropped it at her feet.  The mouse then ran under the couch.  So I'll be emailing the link to my sister . . .  :D
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