I'm no stranger to eating "over the top," but your photo gave ME a stomach ache. lol
Since you are OCD-ish also. Do you like peanut M & Ms? If so, put 5 in your mouth. Chew two and then TRY not to chew the other 3. See if you are able to let them just roll around and melt in your mouth. It is tough. You will go through a large bag of M&Ms, before you accomplish the trick. lol