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Funnies / Cat Lady Sweater On The Runway. . .
« Last post by DeeDee on June 23, 2018, 12:19:15 PM »
What kind of drugs was the designer doing when he/she thought up this?
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Funnies / Rich kid needs a loan?
« Last post by DeeDee on June 23, 2018, 09:58:05 AM »
A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patty Whack.

"Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday."

Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's okay, he knows the bank manager.

Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral.

The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed.

Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into a back office.

She finds the manager and says, "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000, and he wants to use this as collateral." She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what in the world is this?"

(You're gonna love this.)

The bank manager looks back at her and says, "It's a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone."

(You sang it, didn't you? Yeah, I know you did.)

Never take life too seriously.
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Cat Chatter / Re: Jenkins
« Last post by Lola on June 23, 2018, 09:25:26 AM »
Well I think you are doing everything right with him. So there.  HeadButt

Thanks.   Hug1

I think where I was beating myself up (just a little) was why I waited so long.  Our "thing" is let them be who they are, but sometimes we forget that some pushing isn't a bad thing.

Actually, one of our vets does do house calls... for the elderly.  I'm not there yet.   Silly7
I'm good with working on picking him up, and going from there. 
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Funnies / Re: New Toys. . .
« Last post by Lola on June 23, 2018, 09:22:53 AM »
Comes with six cats - does that mean I can get three more? A neighbor snarled something along the line of how many more cats we plan to get. I came close to asking her how many unpleasant ill behaved children she plans to have.

You should have!!!   >:D
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Cat Chatter / Re: Butt Dragging
« Last post by Middle Child on June 23, 2018, 08:32:53 AM »
Yes it could be diet related, if the poop is too sticky or soft, every cat is different after all. Maybe she needs a touch more calcium than the others? Or is having a little trouble processing fat? (digestive enzymes?)  But whether you want to play around with it or not..depends on how much of a problem it is for her.
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Cat Chatter / Re: Jenkins
« Last post by ThreeStep on June 23, 2018, 07:33:54 AM »
You made a huge progress! Will your vet do house calls?
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Funnies / Re: New Toys. . .
« Last post by ThreeStep on June 23, 2018, 07:28:04 AM »
Comes with six cats - does that mean I can get three more? A neighbor snarled something along the line of how many more cats we plan to get. I came close to asking her how many unpleasant ill behaved children she plans to have.
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Cat Chatter / Re: Butt Dragging
« Last post by Lola on June 23, 2018, 07:17:07 AM »
I did a close-up check.  Lilly wasn't exactly pleased.  Silly7  All looks good.  :)
I guess I was thinking... if the poop is so soft (lack of a better word) that it sticks to her fur, maybe it had something to do with her diet. 

It isn't a big deal for me.  I wash the floor and Lilly washes herself.  We just try to remember to not allow kisses from her for a while.   Silly7
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Cat Chatter / Re: Butt Dragging
« Last post by Middle Child on June 23, 2018, 06:06:23 AM »
You were clear about Lily.  But you also asked "what exactly is the cause".  So I answered that one.  ;D

Many people do a sani-trim on cats with long fluffy bloomers. Keeping he back trimmed short.

OOOOHHHH I've read it a few more times. You want to know why the poop sticks. Doh1  Well, because it can, probably. That's why people trim.
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Funnies / Re: New Toys. . .
« Last post by DeeDee on June 22, 2018, 09:02:12 PM »
There's one in a pink robe, one in a brown robe, and a board game to go with them:


https://www.amazon.co.uk/Accoutrements-Crazy-Lady-Action-Figure/dp/B0006GKJ7C


Board game:

https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B001J7AIAU/r
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