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Church Sign
« on: July 19, 2018, 11:23:20 PM »
On the billboard of a church I pass on my way home from work:

Come on in.
We have "prayer conditioning."


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Re: Church Sign
« Reply #1 on: July 20, 2018, 06:56:42 AM »
Otherwise the congregation would be dripping.

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Re: Church Sign
« Reply #2 on: July 20, 2018, 11:53:18 AM »
I think funny church signs are cool! 
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Re: Church Sign
« Reply #3 on: August 02, 2018, 10:33:55 PM »
The latest billboard:

Our church is soul-ar powered by the Son.




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Re: Church Sign
« Reply #4 on: August 02, 2018, 11:01:29 PM »
The latest billboard:

Our church is soul-ar powered by the Son.




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Re: Church Sign
« Reply #5 on: November 02, 2018, 09:57:02 PM »
I kept meaning to post this (it's changed a couple of times since they had this one up) and kept forgetting  ::):

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Re: Church Sign
« Reply #6 on: November 03, 2018, 09:29:36 AM »
Does anyone remember mass with rock bands instead of choirs?

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Re: Church Sign
« Reply #7 on: November 03, 2018, 10:27:13 AM »
Does anyone remember mass with rock bands instead of choirs?

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Re: Church Sign
« Reply #8 on: November 03, 2018, 04:26:20 PM »
Does anyone remember mass with rock bands instead of choirs?

Yes.  We had a rock mass on Saturday nights. Kid bands though, nothing professional. Since I grew up next to the church we rarely missed mass (we rented the house that used to be the local convent, from the church) so it was fun to go on Saturday nights. Though they usually weren't very good, no one cared.

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Pookie I love that church! Or at least, whoever it is who does the billboards!

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Re: Church Sign
« Reply #9 on: December 26, 2018, 10:07:09 PM »
From a different church, over a week ago (as a nod to you Star Wars fans out there  :) ):

A long time ago, in a Galilee far, far away . . .
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Re: Church Sign
« Reply #10 on: December 31, 2018, 06:44:03 PM »
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Re: Church Sign
« Reply #11 on: February 07, 2019, 09:03:10 AM »
From 2 different churches:

He loves me.  He loves me not.  He loves me.  (There is no He loves me not!)

And the other:

Get out of Facebook and into the Good Book.
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Re: Church Sign
« Reply #12 on: February 08, 2019, 04:09:04 PM »
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If anyone is interested John Crist is hysterical. IMHO

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Re: Church Sign
« Reply #13 on: February 09, 2019, 07:30:15 AM »
That was great Lola!

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