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Offline CarnivorousCritter

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Difference Between Humans and Pets
« on: June 29, 2012, 06:40:52 PM »
Could use any POTUS as an example so I'll use Teddy Roosevelt VII.    :D

Reese's Candy Co had given more to his campaign than any other contributors -- combined.  
They've also chipped in to wipe out the National Debt. The stars & stripes on the flag at the White House are replaced with a big Reese Cup!  

  The President also has many influential supporters, including the biggest names in Hollywood and all Mediots who LOVE being associated with the POTUS and with the benefits trickling down to them, they drop any loyalty they may have had to TR's opposing party.
 The entire Government is now one big Party -- no more division.   One big happy family!

Meanwhile, thanks to a Bill which was passed, Reese Cups are mandatorily given sold as lunch in all the schools.  Each parent is mailed pamphlets signed by the School Nurses explaining why Reese Cups should be breakfast and dinner as well.  They also use the PTA meetings to discuss and inform of the benefits of Reece Cups as an exclusive diet as they contain such vital nutrients as sugar, peanut butter, chocolate and various other ingredients and preservatives.  Only Reese's Pieces are served at Recess.  Bought-from-home lunches are now frowned upon, if not forbidden.  

Reese Candy Co. is also the exclusive donator for every Band, Choir, Soccer and all Varsity sports --  no more kids having to solicit candy bars and pies to family, friends and at grocery store-fronts!!  Girl Scout cookies are replaced with You-Guessed It -- so no more Thin Mints or pain in the butt decisions on which cookies to buy!!

At first, people wonder why their kids are getting various ailments which are now becoming extremely common, so it gets blamed on organically grown vegetables, pollen in the air, genetics, and the erosion of the Ozone Layer.  Luckily Pfizer is on the ball and has plenty of drugs to go around, even moreso with child doses stretching profit even more!

Any teachers and school nurses not wanting to participate because they happen to have kids of their own who happen to be allergic to chocolate or peanut flavorings are dismissed as kooks. They try to tell their relatives and neighbors who have kids now breaking out in hives that chocolate or peanut may be the cause but there is NO WAY the families and neighbors will believe them because there is no way possible that alll the school nurses would mislead them because, hey, they even have the pamphlets with the President's Official Seal right on top!!

What would happen to Roosevelt & his Cabinet if this happened with them?  
Wonder if people would be a litttttle peeved.  Think anyone would even notice? 
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Re: Difference Between Humans and Pets
« Reply #1 on: June 29, 2012, 11:07:22 PM »
Verrrrrrrrry creative spin on vets and the pet food industry!   
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Re: Difference Between Humans and Pets
« Reply #2 on: June 30, 2012, 07:31:39 PM »
 funny2  Bumpurr1 funny2  :P  funny2

Loved it.
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