Author Topic: It's Official! Not even Google lists dogs & cats under "omnivores & herbivores"  (Read 1130 times)

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Offline DeeDee

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AND HERE'S Theoretical PROOF:

From Google Translate for Android http://www.google.co.uk/intl/en/landing/translateforanimals/tour.html:

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Pro Tip: As a general rule the higher up in the food chain an animal is, the better a communicator it will be. So if you are after quick witted banter it’s best to select cats and dogs rather than rabbits, hamsters and guinea pigs.

After which it goes on to say:

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(Herbivores and omnivores are not known for their linguistic ability. Although it has been discovered that tortoises have expansive general knowledge.)

If cats and dogs are the best to pick because omnivores and herbivores aren't linguistically able, it proves that Google does NOT consider dogs and cats as such! Even if they classed them as opportunistic scavengers or cannibals, they'd still have to be among the carnivorous range since they kill for meat. Right?

Our assertion that dogs and cats are carnivores is accepted by Google! Proven!  funny2

While we're on this, has anyone with an android tried this thing?
"In order to really enjoy a dog, one doesn't merely try to train him to be semihuman. The point of it is to open oneself to the possibility of becoming partly a dog." Edward Hoagland
"Thorns may hurt you, men desert you, sunlight turn to fog; but you're never friendless ever, if you have a dog."

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Its the petty foodie companies, we is a battlin' mol.  :o

Its for the convience of the consumers, and some guy, way back when, who figured out, a way, to make money, because....... the average joe consumer, is stupid, and will believe, what he is told.   Doh1

Way back when, kitties and doggies ate table scraps, milkey from the cows, or caught prey, on the prarie.  Some guy, had the brite idea, to make commercial cat and dog food, hmmm, how is he going to make it, at a cheap price, and make money, hmmm, let me think, ah duh, make it with corn and grains, then heavily market it, as a convience to the consumer. 

They ben doin' it, ever since, cause, the consumer, is stupid.  bonkhead TexasFlag bumpgif 

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